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thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

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estebanwaseaten:

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did-you-kno:

If your storage limit is pretty crummy, you can buy flash drives shaped like little pieces of toast, and a USB toaster hub to keep them warm.  Source

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

actualdemon:

My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

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Your URL just makes this 10,000x better

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summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

(via frostedklutz)

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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lifehackable:

More Pizza Hacks Here

b-1427:

"you cant love that character THAT much!!"

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Wish upon the stars that are already dead.