reblog / Notes420770 / Posted Jul 25

god-dammit-dd:

more-dopamine:

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.


Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

Wait a second… Tumblr girls stalk men???

you must be new here

reblog / Notes946 / Posted Jul 24

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

(Source: hashtaglmao, via departured)

What if you don’t complete the person that completes you?
- 23:04  (via embryons)

(Source: torch-ured, via embryons)

reblog / Notes422007 / Posted Jul 23

cleverbot:

I don’t remember this
10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

There is a town in Indiana named Santa Claus.

Crying alleviates stress and allows humans to decrease feelings of anger and sadness.

Google hires goats to ‘mow’ the grass at its California HQ.

Elephants are terrified of Bees and actually have a special, distinct vocalization for “Run away…

pyropethejudge:

twilian:

jellyfisher2:

So today, for a theater class, kids dressed up like gods and goddesses and one kid came as Dave

image

oMFG

im doing this

(Source: transasori, via corporalbutts)

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clamjob:

join tumblr

reblog / Notes4179 / Posted Jul 22

ultrafacts:

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  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
Wish upon the stars that are already dead.